Greece Offers to Repay Loans with Giant Horse

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Greece Offers to Repay Loans with Giant HorseSteed Wheeled Into Brussels at
Night

BRUSSELS (The Borowitz Report <http://tinyurl.com/yzn3g4g>) – In what many
are hailing as a breakthrough solution to Greece’s crippling debt crisis,
Greece today offered to repay loans from the European Union nations by
giving them a gigantic horse.

Finance ministers from sixteen EU nations awoke in Brussels this morning to
find that a huge wooden horse had been wheeled into the city center
overnight.

The horse, measuring several stories in height, drew mixed responses from
the finance ministers, many of whom said they would have preferred a cash
repayment of the EU’s bailout.

But German Chancellor Andrea Merkel said she “welcomed the beautiful wooden
horse,” adding, “What harm could it possibly do?”


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Eric D. Schwerin
Rosemont Seneca Partners
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